Peter Pie-Face

It's April! That must mean it's Peter Pie Face month at the local cafe! Peter Pie Face comes back every April to say hi. He's filled with all sorts of tasty fruits. The happiest of pies, Peter loves to be eaten. He loves teeth and stomach acid. He even loves returning to greet his om-nommer by means of toilet.

Peter has many quirks. He likes knock-knock jokes. His favorite is, "Knock knock. Who's there? Pie. Pie who? EAT MY FACE!" Peter likes to listen to old school rap and kick it with his homies, Seasoned Fry Seymour and Kristen Crepe. They love to watch Adam Sandler movies together.

Peter has many dreams for the future. He wants to get married to a beautiful peach cobbler and have delicious babies. He wants to move into a two-story house with a back yard and a garden, NO VEGETABLES ALLOWED! He wants a puppy, a cat, and several butt-burnin' workout VHS tapes, including Sweatin' to the Oldies with Richard Simmons.