Trunksie the Closet Elephant

Trunksie is a pachyderm who resides in the closet of Massey and Lion. Until recently, Trunksie lived undiscovered entirely, but emerged after we placed peanut-butter in a mouse trap to try and catch our local, furry fugitive, Teacup. Trunksie clearly spotted the bait for our mousy friend and ate it all up himself.

We aren't too sure why Trunksie lives where he lives. It's dark and lonely in there. Perhaps he likes the solitude? Or maybe he likes to try on my leggings when the rest of the house is asleep. There is much to be discovered about Trunksie the Closet Elephant.

Benvolio

Here we have Benvolio. He's a part time potty-chair for a feisty two year old, and a full time peeping tom. Whenever people aren't looking, Benvolio is hanging out in trees, watching women through their windows. However, Benvolio is FAR from a normal pervert...he gets his fix by watching women poach eggs.

Benvolio is absolutely CRAZY about poached eggs. Whenever there aren't poached eggs for him to drool over, he goes into a spiraling depression where he tries to drown himself. But because he has no legs, every one of Benvolio's suicide attempts has failed miserably.

If you talk to Benvolio, he will most likely pretend he's deaf. He's a bit of a misanthrope and takes little interest in others' feelings. All he wants is his poached eggs and baby urine.

Marky Smithams

This is Marky...Marky Smithams. He is a proud part of our shower. He's quite the loudmouth, and isn't afraid to say exactly what's on his mind at the expense of others' feelings.

Originally from New York City, Marky moved here to watch the ladies in our house shower. He's a bit of a pervert. But somehow, he still manages to maintain a minuscule amount of class, and he always holds the door open for a pretty lady.

Marky's favorite things include red-heads, cheap Mexican food, race cars whose wheels are too big for the frame, and rubber duckies.

Milford

This is Milford. He's a worrisome little tampon box with little courage...but a big, big heart. He has a soft spot for women, and feels great sympathy and respect toward them. He's very helpful, and answers requests promptly and wholeheartedly. Milford is loyal, giving and gracious. He always offers his presence as a devoted listener, and though he is very young, he offers advice whenever he can.