Mr. Quinton Von Haus

This is Quinton Von Haus. He's a forest hobo. He just wanders around the woods and collects things like forest mushrooms or acorns. He has a forest house too, made of twigs, logs and other wooden things that fall off trees. It's very impressive. And no one can find it, because the forest is also magical and hidden away in a magical grove. Oh yeah, Mr. Von Haus is magical, too. He's a wizard. And he's Buddhist, so he chose to live his life simplistically. And in a magic forest.

His best friend is a nymph named Cyndi. She's very kind and caring, and her mother is Gaia. Well...not THE Gaia. It's like, really complicated. But not like, Gaia Gaia. A different one. Okay?

Mr. Von Haus the magical forest hobo wanted to be a toadstool originally. But toadstools ended up killing his father, Zeus (not THE Zeus, it's...it's complicated. Don't ask which Zeus. Not the god, though.) So then he wanted to be a chair. Just a chair, for god's sake but that didn't happen because PART OF HIM IS MADE OF WOOD AND THAT WOULD BE SUICIDE!

It's okay if I've lost you. Don't feel bad.