Marky Smithams

This is Marky...Marky Smithams. He is a proud part of our shower. He's quite the loudmouth, and isn't afraid to say exactly what's on his mind at the expense of others' feelings.

Originally from New York City, Marky moved here to watch the ladies in our house shower. He's a bit of a pervert. But somehow, he still manages to maintain a minuscule amount of class, and he always holds the door open for a pretty lady.

Marky's favorite things include red-heads, cheap Mexican food, race cars whose wheels are too big for the frame, and rubber duckies.