Benvolio

Here we have Benvolio. He's a part time potty-chair for a feisty two year old, and a full time peeping tom. Whenever people aren't looking, Benvolio is hanging out in trees, watching women through their windows. However, Benvolio is FAR from a normal pervert...he gets his fix by watching women poach eggs.

Benvolio is absolutely CRAZY about poached eggs. Whenever there aren't poached eggs for him to drool over, he goes into a spiraling depression where he tries to drown himself. But because he has no legs, every one of Benvolio's suicide attempts has failed miserably.

If you talk to Benvolio, he will most likely pretend he's deaf. He's a bit of a misanthrope and takes little interest in others' feelings. All he wants is his poached eggs and baby urine.