Say hello to Helmo. Straight from Bratislava, Helmo can speak barely any English. But he loves America. He moved into a studio apartment in Fort Bragg, California, after running from the Slovakian mafia. (Something about money, and gambling, and Italian sports cars...I couldn't understand many words when he explained this to me.)
Helmo loves to go to the beach to go boogie-boarding in the Winter. He eats fried Octopus with Tabasco sauce. He likes to collect stamps, striped beach towels, and preserved sea creatures with plastic sunglasses super-glued to them. He loves tall, blond women (probably a little too much) and can't grow a mustache.
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