Rusty

Here's Rusty. He's mad at life. Why? Because he lives on a toilet bowl. He's plastered there forever. He'll glare at you when you doody. Because Rusty hates when people do such a disgusting thing right next to his face. Maybe he shouldn't have sold his soul to an evil witch when he was ten...then maybe this curse wouldn't have been thrust upon Rusty. But he just didn't listen when the nice Mormon man told him not to do it. Silly Rusty. Now look at yourself. You sinful devil, you.