Hello my friend, and meet Richard. Also known as "Dick" by his coworkers, Richard is a hard working jug of water. He's a great paper-filer, and loves to put stamps on things. Richard's mother was Irish and his father Japanese. They met out at sea while both of their life rafts got stranded. They figured they might as well make love before they died. But they actually just imagined that because they were really just in an asylum and hadn't received their daily meds.
While he isn't at work, Richard loves to attend sushi bars and Karaoke nights at the local pub. He is a beer enthusiast; his fridge is never left empty of the substance. His favorite food is yakitori, and his favorite color is secretly pastel yellow.
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