Jesse

I'm certain you'll be pleased to meet our new friend, Jesse. Jesse is a very surprised little guy who is shocked by nearly everything. He was kept in his house until he was 14 years old, because he was albino. But through intense Protestant prayer, God the magician transformed him into a beige object, and he could go outside.

Jesse wants to see the world, but he is too afraid that he'll faint at the sight of everything he sees. His favorite things to look up on the internet (when he isn't playing WOW) are images of Easter Island, crossword puzzles, pictures of girls with oddly colored hair (he LOVES Pink Hobbes and eccentric creatures, like Madagascar hissing cockroaches, star moles and sand dollars. He also has an obsession with mythology and loves Cthulu.