Shinjiro Nakahashi

"Nakahashi Shinjiro desu," says Shinjiro of Kyoto, Japan. Foreign exchange student Shinjiro is an avid online gamer who learned the English language all on his own so that he could curse at noobs while playing WOW or Runescape. He is very cynical, and loves to criticize anybody who lacks proper strategy or grammar. His goal is to prove that his mastery of this language and exceed even our most dignified poets.

Nakahashi Shinjiro-kun loves to eat miso chashu omori and tiramisu. He eats only with handmade chopsticks imported from rural Asian cities known for the woodwork, or finely crafted silverware. He wears only black and white, and believes that color is immature and childish. He loathes J-pop, Powerpuff Girls and 13 year old Swedish children whose mothers allow them internet access. Basically, he's a total DICK.



Special thanks to Rimpy for the photo.